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UNDERGROUND MUSIC GARMENTS
(Est. 2007)

DEATH TO MUSIC - 'F**K THE INDUSTRY' Ltd. edition t-shirt - v2.0

Our first 'F**K THE INDUSTRY' t-shirt has long been out of print. If you own one, well - you are indeed a splendid chap / chapess.

Back once again with the renegade masters (DTM productions), you can now be even bolder in you anti-music industry statements by ordering this striaght-to-the-point shirt, and wear it with pride to all gigs, industry meetings and visits to the printers to get those annoying CD covers made.

This fine garment is of high quality screen-print, and (as tests at the Council Flat of Mass Destruction have proved) will outlast washes of inferior wannabe record label's t-shirts by 23 to 1 *

(*not actually scienticially proven)

ONLY £9 / €10 / $13 (includes postage worldwide !)

! CURRENTLY UNAVAILABLE - AWAITING REPRINT !



OLD FOREST - 'Tales of the Sussex Weald' Ltd. edition t-shirt

First and foremostly, Old Forest are THE premiere exponents of Wealden Cult Black Metal trilogies.

To commemorate this legendary and completely obscure trilogy of EPs, we have produced the only Old Forest t-shirt currently commercially available. This is fine attire for archaeological digs, long barrow excavations, CAMRA beer festivals and all round traditional Sussex pale ale drinking fun. Dress to impress your freinds by wearing a t-shirt so underground, that you will need a depth-guage just to find it in your clean washing pile - let alone a band that few hardened Black Metal afficionados have even heard of.

This fine garment is of high quality screen-print, and (as tests at the Council Flat of Mass Destruction have proved) will outlast washes of inferior Black Metal band's t-shirts by 666 to 1 *

(*not actually scienticially proven)

£13 / €14.50 / $18.30 (includes postage worldwide !)

! CURRENTLY UNAVAILABLE - AWAITING REPRINT !